An American, Italian, Turk and Pakistani Pathan met.

American: I am proud of CIA; they know whatever happening in the world.

Italian: I'm proud of our women, they're the most beautiful and proud and not easy to be fucked.

Turk: I'm proud of our carpets, true works of art. No one can make carpets of such high quality.

Pakistani Pathan: I'm proud of my self. All asked why?

Pathan: Last week I have fucked an Italian woman on a Turkish carpet, and the American CIA knows nothing about it.