Urdu messages:

1 charse nay dosray charse say kaha keh janat may segrate melta hay? Dosray charse nay jawab deya keh ha segrate melta hay magar segrete lagwanay ka ley jahanum jana parta hay.


Allah ke zat par barosa karnay wala kabi nakam nahe hota, kese ka raaz talash mat karo ager maloom hojay to phelao nahe. Koe bhe musebat pharnay par mout ki tamana na karo. Insane ke sub say bare dushman uske bure dost hain. Kise ko khush kana naike hain.


Zendage may in ko kabhe mat torna 1: doste, 2: bharosa, 3: wada, 4: reshta, 5: del, 6: peyar kunkay e jab tootay hain awaz to nahe aate liken dard buhot zeada date hain.

Pathan: yar zamung miss wae che sok da meekhe pay ske nu da hagha demagh tezege, 2nd pathan: gup lagay mara ka charta dase way no nan ba zamonga katte doctor wo.

Teacher said: translat in to English, woh mare nawase hain.
Pathan itna hansa, intna hansa, our bola itna aasan. She is my “eighty nine”.


Pathan English seknay ka leay obama kay pas gaya, 3 mahenay baad jab pathan wapes aaya to pathan ko obama ka phone aaya.
Pathan bola:hi obama how are you?
Obma bola: oho mara English pregda talaqe pa gham de arawale u. naswar rawolega.

Word of hazrat ali:
1: dost karnay say pehlay surat ko nahe serat ko dekho, 2: acha dost wo hain jo tumhare khushe dekh kay khush ho, 3: asal dost wo hota hain jis say door reh kay bhe mohabat ho.
5: dost ki qadar karo kiunkay dosti bohat azeem rishta hain. 5:dost ko nasihat akelay may karo aor us ke tareef mahfil may karo.


Poem:
bijli hoon min mijli hoon _at ache ki titli hoon
adha ghant ati hoon 8,8 ghantay jati hoon
upar pankha sotha hain neechay banda rota hain
banday ki jaan jati hain bijli usko tarpati hain
bijli main nirali hoon bohat nakhray wali hoon
Happy loadsheding, mumbati jala kay geo.

Sardar friend say: aaj rat may nahe sounga.
Friend: q keya howa?
Sardar: khwaab may 1 aadmi say larai ho gai hay.
Friend: to keya howa!
Sardar : aaj wo banday lay dar ayega.

Us kay honto pe honto k nechan chor aaya hon sagar, us nay maangi the muhabat ke nishane mujh say…

Buhut dard lagya hain hum ko un aankhon say sagar, jo neqab main reh dar bhe dil pay waar karti hain.

Hum to aaj bhe us ko usse tarah chahtey hain wasi, jasay ssokha hua darakht barish ka talabgar hota hain.



Teen chezain aik jaga parwarish pati hain,
Phool , kanta, khushbo.
Teen chezain her aik ko milte hain,
Khushe, gham, mouth
teen chezay har aik ki muhtalif hoti hay
soorat, seerat, qismat
teen cheezon ko kabi chota na samjay
qarz, farz, marz
teen chezo ko na thukrao.
Khuloos, tohfa, daawat
teen chezo ko apnao
sabar, rizq-e-halal, emaan


kuch majborion ne kar dia tha khamoosh humain zara hum hamoosh kia hoe doston nay sms _at a bhi chor dia.


Real identification of rymond devis?
His real name is eric prince, he is the CEO of black water, Zee world wide and Dyn corp and may other security agencies. Before holding this position he joined special services group of usa army for 10 years. He is
1 commando
2 sharp shooter
3 GPS explosive device expert
4 directly assisting obama for war on terror
5 he was given the task to select the targets for dron attacks on behalf of pak govt. story by aftab khattak daily Pakistan Peshawar, 21/2/2011.

Lovely times of life will not come back forever. But the lovely relation and the missing memories of friends will stay in the heart forever.

Mil kar kartay tay tafrih jin k sath aaj un dosto say milnay ko dil tarasta hay
her pal muskuratay tay jo chehray aaj unhay dekhnay ko dil tarst hay….
nafrat tee jin class rooms say…... aaj wahan say guzarnay ko dil tarasta hay….
zindagi ki sabsay haseen wo pal…. aaj “university life” phir say jeenay ko dil karta hay…
i miss all those days, and i miss all my friends. Dedicated to all my loving friends.




Nawaqif thay chahat _at ache_ say is leay hum barbad huway
na us nay apna banaya, na kisi kay qabil chora.

Muhay janat say zeyada jaenamaz pe bethna acha lagta hay, q ke janat mey mera dil khosh hoga, jab keh janamaz pe mera rab khush hoga.


Dhone bivi say! Mujay chaye to dana.
Bivi nay plate may chaye dal k de.
Dhone gusay say bola!
Cup may dal k do
bivi! Cup to tara baap afridi lay jaye ga.
“inshallah”.

Yeh warq warq teri dastan, yah sabaq sabaq teray tazkeray, main karoon to kaisay karoon alag, tujay zindage ke ketab say.


Aik old kisan nay apnay be gunah batay ko jail may khat likha!
Pyaray batay may is sal aalo ke fasal nahe bo sakta, muj say khait ki khudai nahe ho rahe, kash tum maray madad dar saktay.
Batay nay jawab diya: baba khait mat khodna, q k waha pe may nay aslaha chupaya hay.
Aglay din police walo nay saray khait ke khudai kar de, lekin unhay waha kuch na mila.
Batay nay phir khat likha! Baba ub aap aalo ki fasal bo saktay hain, main yahaan say aap kay liye itna he kar sakta tha.

Wedding is the only day when a boy sits on the stage and watches other girles dressed _at ache__n and thinks…...............................oooooooh yar itni jaldi nahi karne chaheyan thi.

Munfarid rehnay ka andaz tujay tanha na kar day ho jay subah to kisi ka haal b pooch liya kar.

1 raja ki shakal 1 dhobi say milthi thi, raja nay dhobi say pucha keya tumhari amma hamare mahal may nokary karthi thi?
Dhobi: nahi mera abba karthay thay.

Kar dana maaf hum ko dil say agar thora ho kabhi dil tumhara zindagi ka kiya bharosy kal kafan may liftap milay tumko ye dost tumhara.

Pathan larki say! Meray dil may aa jao!!!!!!!!
Larki (ghusay say)! _at ac utaroon kia?
Pathan: “pagli aisay hi aa jao masjid to nahi hay.

Nokarani say bartan toot gaya,
malkin nay kaha: kaminay ye kia kia tu nay?
Bacha “ mama ye kamina kya hay?
Maa: ye sochthay howay k bacha gali na sekh jai keh dia “sehatmand”.
Aglay din phir 1 our bartan toot gaya malkin nay phir say kali ki, haramzadi phir bartan tor dia.
Bacha maa haramzadi dia hay?
Maa! “kamzor”.
1 din bachay ki nani bemar hogai, bach maa kay sath nani ko dekhnay gia or kehnay laga mama pehlay nani kitni kamini thi ab kitni haramzadi hoti ja rahe hain.


Tu nay muhabat bhi ajab cheez banai hain ya rab,,,,,,,, tere bunday tere hi samnay kisi our k liya rotay hain!!!.

Obama our zardari jahaz may ja rahain thay keh
obama bola! Agar may yahan 1 caror dollar giraon tho 1 cror loog muj ko dua day gay.
Zardari bola: agar main siruf sadarat chor do to 18 caror loog mujain dua day gay.
Jahaz ka captin pathan bola: agar main ya jahaz gira do to puri dunya mujain dua day gi.

Cricket t20 and IPL ki waja say _at improve hui hain…
ham bhi apna _at ache__n system improve karnay k liya exam may ye step lanay chayain:
1 har paper 1.5 ghantay ka or 50 nombar ka hona chahian,
2—har 30 mint kay bad mashwaray k leyay break honi chahian.
3—hame 1 free hit dain jis may student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab day.
4—pehlay 20 mints ka power play jis may examinier haal say bahar rehay.5—agar kisi sawal ka answer wrong ho to review ki option honi chahian.



1 pathan ka gadha apni jaga say hel nahe raha tha pathan ko ghusa aya _at a gadhay ko goki mar di.
Admi khan saab ghaday ko q mara?
Pathan! Zat ka khota our zid pathano wali.

Shekspair said
a heart dies when it is not able t shares its fellings but a heart kills itself when another heart does not understand its feelings.

Quote:
a leader is one who knows the way, goes the way and shows the way.

Wo loog kisi k nahi hotay jo dost our rishtay ko libaas ki tara badaltay hain (Hazrat Ali R..A).

allah say muhabat our _at ac say muhabat may kya farq hay?
_at ac say muhabat apki sub say bhari kamzori ban jati hain, our Allah say muhabat apki sub say bhar taqat ban jati hay.

1 sardar dost k ghar gia achanak barish ho gai,
dost: aaj meray pas hi ruk jao barish boat tez hay sardar ok.
Dost nay bistar lagaya our dekha kay sardar gayab hain. 1 ghantay bad sardar bhagta kampat howa aaya .
dost: kahan thay?
Sardar: yar ham ghar batanay gaya tha k aaj ham barish ki waja say ghar nahi asakta.

Chemistry kay teacher nay aik larki say pucha what is nitrate…?
larki sharma kay boli, sir night rate is Rs.1500.

Newton’s 2011th law:
“the rate of match _at ac is directly propostional to the drop catches”
let L is match _at ac, C is catches so, L is directly propotional to C.
L = bc,
Where “b” is constant of begharati.
The begharati of kamran akmal, younas khan, umar gul and misbah always remains constant.


Guzar daya yeh din apni tamam ronaqain lay kar zindagi nay wafa ki to kal phir milain gay.

Hazrat ali (R.A) ke sunehri bathain:
• sharam ki kashish husan say zyada hoti hay.
• rona dill ko roshan karthi hain.
• olaad kay liyay jo b cheez ghar lao pehlay larki ko do phir larkay ko.
• dunya may sub say khatarnak ghusa jawani ka hay.
• kisi ka dill na kukhao q k tum b dill rakhtay ho.
• guftago chandi hain our khamooshi sona.
• tumhara apnay bhai say miltay waqt muskorana dena b sadqa hay.
• ghareeb par ehsan karo q k ghareeb honay may waqt nahi lagta.

Ehsas kay daman may ansoon gira k dekho, dosti kitni sachi hain kabi azma kay dekkho
aap ko bhool kar kia hogi dill ki halat, sara kisi ainay pay pathar gira kay dekho.

Girle: aaj meri birth day hay mujay kia gift karogay.
Boy: wo samnay pink colour ki car dekh rahi ho.
Girle: khushi say haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Boy: may tumhay us colour di poni donga.

Boys bed room before marriage: perfumes, love letters, CD plsyer, latest CDs, air freshners, mobile sims with different packages, our bed kay sarhany poetry books.
After marriage: disprene and brufen, loan aplicatons, un-paid electricity bils, medical reports, empty wallet, feeder, pampers, bed k sarhany “Mouth ka manzar book”

Sincerity is a very expensive gift; dont expect it from cheap peoples.



World cup 2011 main spin bowling da raj raha hay. _at ache kay shahid afridi nay 21 wikets lay kar apnay ap ko weket taker kay list may saray fehrist rakha hay. Out aik ajeeb itifaq hay k spin he world cup main semi final kay ley qulify kar sakay hain matlab,
S = srilanka
P = _at ache
I = _at a
N = newzeland

hum to semi final _at ache_ say kehlna chahtay thay faraz yeh to sania bhabi ki farmaish thi k semifinal maekay walon say ho.

Aqwal-e-zareen:
teen cheezain jab khatam ho jati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai,
1—balance
2—battery
3—SMS pakage.

Kuch loog apka _at ac mang rahay thay.
May nay apka number nahi dya address day dya hain.
Un logon k naam ye hain,
1—sukh
2—salamathi
3—barkat
4—khushi
5—tandurusti
6—lambi umar
please inko welcome kijiya ga, q k may nay usay request ki hay keh ye sub hamesha ap ka sath rahain (Ameen).
ڈاکٹر: سردار جي آپ کے گردے فیل ہوگیے ہیں۔
سردار: ہاں، ہاں، ہاں کیا مذاق ہیں۔ میرے گردے تو کھبی سکول ہی نہں گیے تو فیل کیسے ہوگیے۔

وہ بچپن بھی کتنا حسین تھا جب سرعام رویا کرتے تھے
اب تو ایک آنسو بھی گرجاۓ تو لوگ ہزاروں سوال کرتے ہیں۔

کاش وہ گزری شام آجاے
اس کے ہونٹو پہ میرا نام آجاے
میرا دل تڑپتا ہے اس سے ملنے کو
اس کے در سے کوی پیغام آجاۓ
اس کی یاد میں اس کے سپنے دیکھ کر
کچھ نہیں تو دل کو آرام آجاۓ
دل سے دل جدا نہ ہو عمر بھر
کاش کوی ایسا نظام آجاۓ۔



khuda kay wastay aao k jan jatay hay humay galay say lagao k jan jati hay
tumhay khabar hay k is zindage ki maang ho tum nazar ki pyas bujao k jan jati hay
kaheen ye gardish-e-ayaam tum ko cheen na lay meri bahon main samao ka jan jati hay
apni qubat main hamesha to muj ko jeenay day kabi na choor k jao k jan jati hay
nasha sharab ka hay teri mast ankhon main mujhay nazar say pilao k jan jati hay
udas hay apna dil b aaj wiran sa hay khushe ke geet sunao k jan jati hay.

I have learned to care people too much, not _at ach they should care for me, but _at ach i know the pain of being ignored.